*keeeeels over and dies from the absolute fricking AWESOME*

...
*FIST PUMP*

...I couldn't even properly read the last paragraph because I was screaming the top of my lungs off YES I KNEW IT WAS FRICKING JENSEN... sooo perfect. the remote narration and all that, damnit, this is soooo meming, like ASAP.

YES YES YES... AWESOME IN BOTTLES. *melts into sticky puddle of goo*
Cat


PS: AND BESIDES THAT THERE'S GOTTA BE MOAR. I'll haunt you. for SURE . seriously, I'm seriously serious. PLZPLZPLZWITH CREAMCOATEDJAREDONTOP.