sasha_dragon: (kali-sinful desires)
AAARRRGGGHHH )
sasha_dragon: (kali-sinful desires)
Grabby Hands....... )
sasha_dragon: (kali-sinful desires)
I have a qestion )
sasha_dragon: (Dean S4.1)
Now before I publish a list of imense and profound wisdom i feel i should explain. The gentleman who had been directly quoted (I swear on my Supernatural DVDs these are true!) is a sweet guy, if somewhat prone to making unfortunate gaffs and being blissfully unaware he has done so.  So with out further ado I proudly present.......

P D – The Faux Pas, Top11

  1. Whack it off
  2. Hello, avon
  3. Oh andy, you blocked my slot up
  4. All this deep throating is doing me no good
  5. Tell me when its firm
  6. all this humping does make you sleep at night
  7. I just cracked my finger up my ring
  8. the shock of re-entry
  9. oooh sitting down and nibbling on a saveloy
 10. I almost grabbed myself

11. maybe it will pop out later on

So as I sti here sobbing with laughter, i must pass on what my friend, colleague and now fellow Supernatural devotee  Barbara has said. "Ali, you know tha J2 stuff you write, well do you think you could put some of these in your stories or even better all of them in one story.  I can just imagine Misha calling ou "hello, Avon" dressed as Cas!"

So after she scrapped me off the floor i have been left pondering this.  I'm educating Barbara in the ways of J2, I gave her a printed copy of my fic It's not easy being green! well you have to take baby step don't you?

the more I look at this list the more i wonder if?
sasha_dragon: (Dean S4.1)
Now before I publish a list of imense and profound wisdom i feel i should explain. The gentleman who had been directly quoted (I swear on my Supernatural DVDs these are true!) is a sweet guy, if somewhat prone to making unfortunate gaffs and being blissfully unaware he has done so.  So with out further ado I proudly present.......

P D – The Faux Pas, Top11

  1. Whack it off
  2. Hello, avon
  3. Oh andy, you blocked my slot up
  4. All this deep throating is doing me no good
  5. Tell me when its firm
  6. all this humping does make you sleep at night
  7. I just cracked my finger up my ring
  8. the shock of re-entry
  9. oooh sitting down and nibbling on a saveloy
 10. I almost grabbed myself

11. maybe it will pop out later on

So as I sti here sobbing with laughter, i must pass on what my friend, colleague and now fellow Supernatural devotee  Barbara has said. "Ali, you know tha J2 stuff you write, well do you think you could put some of these in your stories or even better all of them in one story.  I can just imagine Misha calling ou "hello, Avon" dressed as Cas!"

So after she scrapped me off the floor i have been left pondering this.  I'm educating Barbara in the ways of J2, I gave her a printed copy of my fic It's not easy being green! well you have to take baby step don't you?

the more I look at this list the more i wonder if?
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
I am sad to report that today in the office a vicious and undeserved attack was launched upon our boys! Andy one of our few young men found himself stood in front of Karen W's screen as her screen saver was a spinning! and I must say its a beauty, I know because I provided the pictures! She is our Sam girl so in the spirit of a harmonious atmosphere I found some of the hottest Jared shots I could and set up the screen saver.

Now i'm a Jensen girl, I know, I hide it well, but I have to say I enjoyed the research work I put in for Karen, anyhoo I digress! Andy stood and watched the screen for several moments before declaring....

"Who is that gay? he is funny looking ain't he? whats with all the long hair? and who is the other gay with him?"

A hush fell over the office and I rose up from my pod and in my best Castiel growl "leave Jared and Jensen alone!"
Andy bless him is not one for self preservation and continued to heap insults on our beloved boys. So after the boss calmed the lynch mob down, I sat and plotted revenge!

Andy is on holiday next Friday so me, Karen and Barbara are going to make him a present! Yes Andy will be the lucky recipient of a brand new screen saver containing Jared, Jensen and Misha! so its research time! I need shirtless Jared and Jensen looking hotter than hell! I don't think there are any Misha shots, I know this because Barbara is on a mission and as yet is unsuccessful.

Andy will feel the wrath of the Fan girl when her hottie has been abused! this insult will not go unpunished! that and the fact i'm bored out of ny brain at work *G*
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
I am sad to report that today in the office a vicious and undeserved attack was launched upon our boys! Andy one of our few young men found himself stood in front of Karen W's screen as her screen saver was a spinning! and I must say its a beauty, I know because I provided the pictures! She is our Sam girl so in the spirit of a harmonious atmosphere I found some of the hottest Jared shots I could and set up the screen saver.

Now i'm a Jensen girl, I know, I hide it well, but I have to say I enjoyed the research work I put in for Karen, anyhoo I digress! Andy stood and watched the screen for several moments before declaring....

"Who is that gay? he is funny looking ain't he? whats with all the long hair? and who is the other gay with him?"

A hush fell over the office and I rose up from my pod and in my best Castiel growl "leave Jared and Jensen alone!"
Andy bless him is not one for self preservation and continued to heap insults on our beloved boys. So after the boss calmed the lynch mob down, I sat and plotted revenge!

Andy is on holiday next Friday so me, Karen and Barbara are going to make him a present! Yes Andy will be the lucky recipient of a brand new screen saver containing Jared, Jensen and Misha! so its research time! I need shirtless Jared and Jensen looking hotter than hell! I don't think there are any Misha shots, I know this because Barbara is on a mission and as yet is unsuccessful.

Andy will feel the wrath of the Fan girl when her hottie has been abused! this insult will not go unpunished! that and the fact i'm bored out of ny brain at work *G*
sasha_dragon: (Jensen S3)
On hearing that Jensen and Daneel had gotten engaged several things went through my head!

1) the lucky sod gets him all to herself (along with several million fan girls but i'm sure she won't mind sharing)

2) please see above

3) God their kids will be gorgeous!

4) Now do I feel even more guilty about my little wandering into J2 writing now he is engaged?

So I sit and ponder this as an unfinished Fic sits on my hard drive! a follow up to Take Care of You!

But all in all I wish them the very best and you know what? the guy isn't any less gorgeous than before, if anything possibly even sweeter forbidden fruit!
sasha_dragon: (Jensen S3)
On hearing that Jensen and Daneel had gotten engaged several things went through my head!

1) the lucky sod gets him all to herself (along with several million fan girls but i'm sure she won't mind sharing)

2) please see above

3) God their kids will be gorgeous!

4) Now do I feel even more guilty about my little wandering into J2 writing now he is engaged?

So I sit and ponder this as an unfinished Fic sits on my hard drive! a follow up to Take Care of You!

But all in all I wish them the very best and you know what? the guy isn't any less gorgeous than before, if anything possibly even sweeter forbidden fruit!
sasha_dragon: (headache)
Right, as I sit here severely traumatized, I feel that shouldn't suffer alone!  All of us Pod dwellers, have just received an Email concerning the Christmas party for work.  Now this is not a problem, except for a small phrase..... "Fancy Dress Optional!" this has lead to a mass logging onto to Fancy dress sites.  I suggested to Barbara she comes in her Trench coat with her "Smile an Osmond smile" badge on the lapel, she responded that I should go in my leather jacket and plaid shirt! I then raised that by saying black dress and red contact lenses, cue many puzzled looks.

Then Karen called out she had found the ultimate costume! *drum roll please* A WHOOPIE CUSHION!!!! I kid you not there was even a picture and I swear it was the larger version of the one Dean used in 5.06. then followed a conversation were the merit of purchasing said item would mean it could only be worn once! Unless you wore it around Town and would this mean and I quote here "I'd be fondled, or would that be pressed to see if I made the noise!"  So as I sit here weeping with laughter I never knew an office party could cause such amusement.
sasha_dragon: (headache)
Right, as I sit here severely traumatized, I feel that shouldn't suffer alone!  All of us Pod dwellers, have just received an Email concerning the Christmas party for work.  Now this is not a problem, except for a small phrase..... "Fancy Dress Optional!" this has lead to a mass logging onto to Fancy dress sites.  I suggested to Barbara she comes in her Trench coat with her "Smile an Osmond smile" badge on the lapel, she responded that I should go in my leather jacket and plaid shirt! I then raised that by saying black dress and red contact lenses, cue many puzzled looks.

Then Karen called out she had found the ultimate costume! *drum roll please* A WHOOPIE CUSHION!!!! I kid you not there was even a picture and I swear it was the larger version of the one Dean used in 5.06. then followed a conversation were the merit of purchasing said item would mean it could only be worn once! Unless you wore it around Town and would this mean and I quote here "I'd be fondled, or would that be pressed to see if I made the noise!"  So as I sit here weeping with laughter I never knew an office party could cause such amusement.
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
After yesterday's shocking revalation that Misha and Donny Osmond are one and the same, Barbara the office Cas girl came and spoke to me about this development!  for those of a nervous disposition it may be best to look away now!

"Ali, I just keep getting this image of Misha on stage with the Osmonds"

This in itself was disturbing enough, Misha clad in a white suit complete with trench coat, but worse was yet to come!

"Knowing Misha, he'd probably be dressed as Marie!"

That's it i'm having Barbara's internet usage in the office revoked! I blame it on some of the images of Misha she's found, that and she keeps reading his Twitter comments.  I feel for the sake of the office she must be stopped or at least convinced to write Fan Fiction!
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
After yesterday's shocking revalation that Misha and Donny Osmond are one and the same, Barbara the office Cas girl came and spoke to me about this development!  for those of a nervous disposition it may be best to look away now!

"Ali, I just keep getting this image of Misha on stage with the Osmonds"

This in itself was disturbing enough, Misha clad in a white suit complete with trench coat, but worse was yet to come!

"Knowing Misha, he'd probably be dressed as Marie!"

That's it i'm having Barbara's internet usage in the office revoked! I blame it on some of the images of Misha she's found, that and she keeps reading his Twitter comments.  I feel for the sake of the office she must be stopped or at least convinced to write Fan Fiction!
sasha_dragon: (Jensen's bicep)


Please note above picture! this has been the source of mirth and amusement for a little while now! The first incident came about whilst discussing the show! the latest convert was being given the pod tour with me explaining my pics from Asylum, when a previous victim said to me " hang on i thought that was you with your husband!"

For a second there was silence followed by a choking, wheezing laugh and a gurgled "I wish" from me! yes I know i've professed undying lust for Jensen, but come on i'm only human.  Then came a growl from Barbara! our Cas girl in residence, so I pointed out it wasn't me who said it and could she please put down the stapler as it was loaded.

Time has passed and today one of the lads lurked by my Pod and said "whose the funny looking guy!" several of us leapt up armed and ready to defend our loved ones! Jensen for me, Jared for Karen and Misha for Barbara.  Andy continued to point and said "him with the tan!" I followed the finger and spotted he was pointing at Misha!  Will then joined in and said "Bloody Hell Al I didn't know you'd had your picture taken with donny Osmond!" Will is our resident lookalike expert.  this led to Will printing a picture of Donny and claiming this was absolute proof. 

So now when I look at this, I keep on humming bloody puppy love! 

sasha_dragon: (Jensen's bicep)


Please note above picture! this has been the source of mirth and amusement for a little while now! The first incident came about whilst discussing the show! the latest convert was being given the pod tour with me explaining my pics from Asylum, when a previous victim said to me " hang on i thought that was you with your husband!"

For a second there was silence followed by a choking, wheezing laugh and a gurgled "I wish" from me! yes I know i've professed undying lust for Jensen, but come on i'm only human.  Then came a growl from Barbara! our Cas girl in residence, so I pointed out it wasn't me who said it and could she please put down the stapler as it was loaded.

Time has passed and today one of the lads lurked by my Pod and said "whose the funny looking guy!" several of us leapt up armed and ready to defend our loved ones! Jensen for me, Jared for Karen and Misha for Barbara.  Andy continued to point and said "him with the tan!" I followed the finger and spotted he was pointing at Misha!  Will then joined in and said "Bloody Hell Al I didn't know you'd had your picture taken with donny Osmond!" Will is our resident lookalike expert.  this led to Will printing a picture of Donny and claiming this was absolute proof. 

So now when I look at this, I keep on humming bloody puppy love! 

sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
So i'm having a bit of a bad day! and being the kind and generous soul that I am I thought i'd share.  The why's and wherefores matter not, but what does matter is the conversation which cheered me up immensely.  My accountant swooped in like Ruby on a Sam hunt, and politely informed me she wants my Trial Balance six working days after the month ends! excuse me a moment but this really needs to be done.. AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

So as I sat whimpering in my Pod, Barbara wandered over, asked what was up, I explained and this is what followed

"Don't worry Ali it'll be fine!

"Yeah sure and I believe in the Easter Bunny as well!" I repilied from under my desk, Barbara paused and replied "Why am I thinking of Dean?" god bless her pure little heart, she meant the line from A Very Supernatural Christmas! me on the other hand..

"What?? Dean just wearing Bunny ears, and black speedoes with a cotton tail on!! I also mentally  added the amulet as well, hey its not Dean unless the amulet's there! but I would also take Jensen in said outfit!!

When Barbara and I both regained enough of our faculties to continue Barbara said,  "no, I meant the line, but if that works for you at this moment."  She then staggered back to her Pod with a glazed expression.  She came back a little later and I added helpfully "you know the Bunnies also wear cuffs!" Barbara's eyes widened "What pink fluffy ones?"  My mouth explained "no I mean like shirt cuffs" but my brain had latched onto PINK FLUFFY CUFFS and was refusing to let go.  So after both pairs of glasses had steamed up from the inside, Barbara said "Dean handcuffed to a bed in pink fluffy handcuffs!" Hell, even I hadn't made it that far! Damn i'm proud of that girl! this time last year she hadn't heard of the show, but now she has followed me down the dark side, and is my star pupil!

At this point we decided for the sake of what was left of our sanity, the subject should be laid to rest, or at the very least I should be allowed to meditate on the image of Dean dressed like a Playgirl Bunny whilst handcuffed to a bed! so what was that about a Trial Balance?
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
So i'm having a bit of a bad day! and being the kind and generous soul that I am I thought i'd share.  The why's and wherefores matter not, but what does matter is the conversation which cheered me up immensely.  My accountant swooped in like Ruby on a Sam hunt, and politely informed me she wants my Trial Balance six working days after the month ends! excuse me a moment but this really needs to be done.. AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

So as I sat whimpering in my Pod, Barbara wandered over, asked what was up, I explained and this is what followed

"Don't worry Ali it'll be fine!

"Yeah sure and I believe in the Easter Bunny as well!" I repilied from under my desk, Barbara paused and replied "Why am I thinking of Dean?" god bless her pure little heart, she meant the line from A Very Supernatural Christmas! me on the other hand..

"What?? Dean just wearing Bunny ears, and black speedoes with a cotton tail on!! I also mentally  added the amulet as well, hey its not Dean unless the amulet's there! but I would also take Jensen in said outfit!!

When Barbara and I both regained enough of our faculties to continue Barbara said,  "no, I meant the line, but if that works for you at this moment."  She then staggered back to her Pod with a glazed expression.  She came back a little later and I added helpfully "you know the Bunnies also wear cuffs!" Barbara's eyes widened "What pink fluffy ones?"  My mouth explained "no I mean like shirt cuffs" but my brain had latched onto PINK FLUFFY CUFFS and was refusing to let go.  So after both pairs of glasses had steamed up from the inside, Barbara said "Dean handcuffed to a bed in pink fluffy handcuffs!" Hell, even I hadn't made it that far! Damn i'm proud of that girl! this time last year she hadn't heard of the show, but now she has followed me down the dark side, and is my star pupil!

At this point we decided for the sake of what was left of our sanity, the subject should be laid to rest, or at the very least I should be allowed to meditate on the image of Dean dressed like a Playgirl Bunny whilst handcuffed to a bed! so what was that about a Trial Balance?
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
This morning as I lay reclining in my Pod i'm in the corner and the Boss can't see me!!!! The Boss decided to yell a comment at me (no, it wasn't get back to work you idle scrote!) "Oi Ali, guess what I watched on Living last night! I finally managed to watch Wendigo!"  this led to a moment of pure happiness from me.  At long bloody last! I mean, i've only brought her season1-3 of the sodding DVDs but I digress!  I congratulated her on viewing episode 2 at long last, when Karen W, my closest Pod Buddy suddenly piped up  "Hang on then, does that mean i've missed the first episode?"  Karen had explained to me she was going to series link the show and watch from the beginning.

This then caused a ripple effect down the Office, and from where I sat, it can only be described like watching a bunch of Mear Kats suddenly pop up!  Faces appeared over the top of Pods and cries of  "What I missed the first episode were heard!"

So Karen knowing i'm the keeper of all things Winchester in the Office (please note icon!) asked "is your Season 1 back with you?" I nodded "Right can I borrow it so I can see the first episode then?" so once again my well traveled DVDs are going on another little holiday, they'll like Karen!

So my plan to get the whole Office watching our show continues! I will not rest until i've got en all hooked!
sasha_dragon: (Pod life)
This morning as I lay reclining in my Pod i'm in the corner and the Boss can't see me!!!! The Boss decided to yell a comment at me (no, it wasn't get back to work you idle scrote!) "Oi Ali, guess what I watched on Living last night! I finally managed to watch Wendigo!"  this led to a moment of pure happiness from me.  At long bloody last! I mean, i've only brought her season1-3 of the sodding DVDs but I digress!  I congratulated her on viewing episode 2 at long last, when Karen W, my closest Pod Buddy suddenly piped up  "Hang on then, does that mean i've missed the first episode?"  Karen had explained to me she was going to series link the show and watch from the beginning.

This then caused a ripple effect down the Office, and from where I sat, it can only be described like watching a bunch of Mear Kats suddenly pop up!  Faces appeared over the top of Pods and cries of  "What I missed the first episode were heard!"

So Karen knowing i'm the keeper of all things Winchester in the Office (please note icon!) asked "is your Season 1 back with you?" I nodded "Right can I borrow it so I can see the first episode then?" so once again my well traveled DVDs are going on another little holiday, they'll like Karen!

So my plan to get the whole Office watching our show continues! I will not rest until i've got en all hooked!
sasha_dragon: (Dean S4.1)
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