2017 Future MemeGrab the book nearest you, turn to page 117. The second sentence will be your life for 2017.
I've noticed that several of my Fli*st have done this meme and I couldn't resist having a go myself. Now the only book that's in reach at the moment is American Gods by Neil Gaiman.
"Liberty," he continued, wrinkling his nose at the used condom that lay on the bottom flight of steps, toeing it to the side of the stairs with distaste - "Someone could slip on that.
I don't know about you, but I've got a very bad feeling about this year.